It’s 1:15 in the morning.  I had surgery yesterday.  I have to get up at 7:00 a.m.  Why I am still awake?  Because I can’t stop thinking about all the ways I have messed up every relationship I have at the moment.  I don’t like people because they are unpredictable and you can’t control them.  I can never tell where i sit with people and it drives me nuts.  Not to mention I always mess things up, even when I’m trying really hard not to.  This rant is stupid and makes no sense to anyone, but I needed to put it somewhere. 

pirateskates:

teratomarty:

kellysue:

Attention Caitlin DiMotta…

postcardsfromspace:

Knowing the science makes it all the more enchanting.

I am sexually aroused by the smell of old books.

I wish I had candles or perfume that smelled like old books, so my house could smell like old books until I have enough money to fill it with old books.

…but I think I might have someone worth it.

fakecriterions:

ONE LAST ONE FOR THE OL’ DOUBLE FAKEOUT. Just because it’s Archer.

sillstaw:

Terms of Enrampagement (“It’s a working title!”), from “Archer.”

heckyeahlucilleballilovelucy:

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it, in so many lives, in so many ways.
RIP Lucille Désirée Ball (August 6, 1911 - April 26, 1989)

This has been stuck in my head all day thanks to one of the kids I work with…I’m glad it has been there.